This year click here at Green Valley Institute, things are wildly different. Thanks to the inclusion of a certain jolly fella, our classrooms is anything but boring. He's pretty strong, you know? And when he gets frustrated, well, let's just say the building might need some repairs.

{Some students are excited about the changes, while others are just living life as usual. But one thing's for sure: life at Blinker High is never quiet again.

There's a {wholeheap of crazy stuff going on every day, and it's all thanks to our new friend. I guess you could say that Hulk Smash Blinker High is now the craziest place on Earth.

Blinker Strain: Greens of Fury

The savage greens have descended upon the world, their cores pulsing. Consumed by a fever, they yearn for the blood of all who stand in their path. No soldier is safe. The future of humanity hangs fragile in the balance. Can someone stop this crescendo of emerald fury?

• Strange whispers on the wind speak of a legend, a hero forged from starlight...|Rumors swirl among the survivors, tales of an ancient warrior who might hold the key to victory.|The fate of the world rests upon the shoulders of a legend, a champion born to stand against this tide of green.
• Arm yourselves. |There is no room for fear. The only option left is to fight, to resist the tide. |Every ounce of courage, every skill honed, will be needed in this struggle for survival.|

Hitting Headlights, Unleashing the Rage

When you hit your gas and those assholes in front of you don't even notice it's like a volcano erupting inside. You feel that rage building, simmering over as your fists ball. The world becomes down to the red light in your eyes and the sound of your engine revving. You're ready to release that pent-up energy onto the asphalt, a symphony of screaming as you overtake them with reckless abandon.

Blinker.com: Where Green Giants Grow

At Blinker.com/Blinks.com/Growler.com, we cultivate/nurture/foster the next generation/cohort/wave of eco-conscious/sustainable/green entrepreneurs. Our platform/marketplace/network connects/matches/pairs visionary companies/startups/innovators with the resources/funding/support they need to thrive/flourish/excel. We believe in the power of innovation/creativity/collaboration to transform/revolutionize/reshape the world, one eco-friendly/sustainable/green venture/business/project at a time.

• Join/Become part of/Connect with our community/ecosystem/tribe today and be part of the green/ecological/sustainable revolution.
• Discover/Explore/Unveiling the future/next era/cutting edge of sustainability/environmentalism/eco-friendly practices.

Raging Out on Blinkers

Bro, you won't believe what happened. This camper was totally ignoring the lights. I mean, it was like they didn't/couldn't/wouldn't see/understand/comprehend a thing. So naturally, my temper broke faster than a Hulkbuster. Destruction ensued! I mean, it was a real show/display/spectacle. Let's just say that blinkers/lights/signals were no match for my strength/force.

The Buzz from Hit Blinkers

Get ready to pump up the volume! This week's buzz is all about Hit Blinkers. These wicked lights are {totally taking over the scene, and everyone's discussing about them. Whether you're a truck fanatic, there's no denying that Hit Blinkers are the hottest. So buckle up and get ready for some serious exposure because these lights are trending big time.

• The appeal of Hit Blinkers
• Finding the best deals on Hit Blinkers

Keep an eye out for more news about Hit Blinkers!